Hellsing Ultimate Abridged Episodes 1-3 - Team Four Star (TFS)


Be a REAL Vampire & Subscribe! ➤ />Please support the official release! ➤ Please support the official release! ➤ Hellsing Ultimate Abridged Episode 06 is coming later this month, we wanted to give you all a quick refresher course on the series! Enjoy the first three episodes of TeamFourStar's vampiric dark comedy parody! ORIGINALS: Episode 1: "Psych, Hitler!" /> Episode 2: Bullets From Your Valentine /> Episode 3: TheCrimsonFuckr /> Hellsing Ultimate is owned by Kouta Hirano and Studio Madhouse, and licensed by Geneon, Madman Entertainment, Manga Entertainment, and Funimation. Get your Hellsing Shirts here: /> /> Support us on Patreon: /> Thanks to all of our Patreon supporters: Craig Thompson Christopher Ryan Scott Steve Jason Enniss Hanzo Hasashi Dalton Sargent Henri Helokangas Jeremy Hagen med aymen radhouen Spencer McAllister Morning After D Ryan Moursund Tyler Johnson AnyEdge PopaLarge Kevin Diaz Matt Koerbel Bradley Smythe Philip Warden Van Tarver Grimsha Cole Rigby Dean Walter Chulainn Howard Daniel Hickson Courtney Davies Tavaris Thompson Tyson Bekkers Evan Parmenter Matthew E. Cooper Tatsuo Zachary Wisniewski John Caldwell Engineer NeonPixieStyx Cole Stormoen Adam Staiger Jacob Wehunt charles wade lybbert Stephen Lundberg Brian Francois van Eeden Tyrone Kelly Kyle Morris Robert Glanville Alexander Hyslop Liam Ellis John Thomas William Miller Aries Smith thepopeofatheism Declan Francis Darrell Reed Charles Dooley Justin Mansour Ray Mos Matt Ryan McCully Sawyer Gardner J. L. Schultz FoLokinix Brooke Allen Nick SownSky Jordan Ashworth Mitchell Tye Tanner Steven Pogorzelec Nicholas S Pfender Dustin Hutcherson Cherrakee guzzardo (Baka Rebellion) Mike Miller Ben Barker James Talbot JT Asmussen Marcus Gonzalez Pedro de Mattos Michael Huddleston Amanda Mckowen Mutawapawa Zcc09 Kyle Tyler Owens Jared Bressler



Kevin Leugan
TeamFourStar should get an award for ruining animes. I can't watch the originals at all anymore because their Abridge versions are so much better.
Cunning Smile
"I need to talk to you about some important guests coming today." "Are they hookers?" "No." "And like that you've lost me."
Mikayla Barton
26:58 *HEY, KIDS, WANT TO SEE A DEAD BODY?!* 🤣🤣🤣🤣 That always get me.
Daniel Walker
"BOOOOONDOOOOCK SAINTS! Seriously you must watch that movie religiously..."
AKIRU Th3 G8m3r
Goku VS Alucard Alucard : Kaio-what? Goku : Level what?
shadowcatch
So who else is back here to binge watch the entire series after watching episode 10?
smartalec2001
I like that Alucard’s already clearly decided Luke is going to suffer and die for ruining his tv, but it amuses him to be polite for a while. Well, polite for him, anyway.
Yuri '
Note to self: •Dont destroy Alucards TV •Give Alucard hugs
drunkrdm
"hi guys, hows your health plan" **cop opens fire** " APPARENTLY IT'S GREAT!" love that delivery.
Karic Bane
You activated my AluCARD😂
seth federoff
"I could try seducing him... Wait! I'm not an Eight Year old boy!" I nearly spit all over my screen when she said that
Talking Domination
“Release restraint level 1.” “Level what?” Reminds me of the kaioken joke.
I'M A CHICKEN NUGGET
"Jesus wants a hug"
MrMarben
"For God's sakes, Jan. Think of mother. ...I ain't jerkin' off right now."
Роман Вайвала
"Sir Integra, what is the matter?" "Ughh... it's the f*cking..." "Nazi-i-is!" LMAO xD
gamemaster456789
"Father O'Malley'O'Connel'O'Carrol'O'Reiley'O'Brian"O'Sullivan" This Celt is 200% Irish
Young Bills The Prophet
Alucard: "Release restraint level one." Luke: "Level What?" Te Hellsing Ultimate Abridged equivalent of "Kaio-What?
NecroCrusader17
I never saw the appeal in this show...until i watched 5 minutes of this. 41 minutes later people thought I was a crazy lunatic on the train laughing his head off.
Voivoda Dracula
How about we go back to my place for a bowl of my favourite cereal, Count Chocku- *_DECAPITATION_*
Ancient Palidin
"Now I have to read your mind, by drinking all your blood" *noise* OMNOMMNOMNOMMONM
Chris murch
Integra: All of the sexual harassment Alucard: I'm not apologizing
Živko Marić
5:01 So what can I do for you, Father O'Mally'O'Connel'O'Carrol'O'Reilly'O'Brian'O'Sullivan....who is also Italian?
P1K3L
Alucard has the same humor as I do, I love this.
Blue Eyed Crunchy
I just realized the llamas with hats reference. “36 times in the chest” “37” Damn bro, wild.
Cunning Smile
His favorite cereal is Frankenbsonofaprotestantwhore?
Grim Whistler
"Some Ozzy Osbourne looking mother******"
gonzalez 01
"Was it Nazi?" "Don't be absurd" *5 seconds later* "Gentleman we are Nazis" Also "and I'm Carmen Sandiego, Guess where I am!" So many great quotes
Laura Cupps
Van helsing: -ze world. Me: .... Me: ZAAAA WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARUDO!!!!
Alex Rose
"Look at the lines on ur face" "And look at the brown on your nose" I'm dying
cai hazim
"Hey guys, how's you health plan?APPARENTLY, IT'S GREAT!"
Kai Roberson
7:57 it's kinky up in here ( ͡◉ ͜ʖ ͡◉)
Steve C.
It fits incredibly well that they used the same voice actor for Alucard & Cell.
Amy McCabe
Time to take an enthusiastic walk through the woods
DarkBlasterZero
Why does Alucard love Adventure Time anyways? Mabye it's that sexy vampire lady...?
Kyle Mouttet
27:35 - alucard's laugh is priceless MUUUUAHAHUAHAUHUAUAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAA
neodarkend
$20,000 for a Candi... Candy = sweet treat Candi = Name of a Hooker.
humanish1
In case no one said, or anyone missed it, the music on the background when Alucard replies to Integra about the "Noise Complaints" is Nobody, from Skindred (hope i wrote that correctly)
Pokélord
I asked my girlfriend if she likes cannons... she said yes....
Greasy T
I still say, “I heard *X* with my vampire hearin’.“ when someone asks me what someone has said.
Haywood D. Johnson
Quoting Boondocks Saints and The Boondocks... Holy shit you guys are brilliant... 😂😂😂
Kiara O'Meara
I'm so excited to cosplay as Seras in her red uniform, because I will be cosplaying as the abridged version of her. I love this series sooooo much. My boyfriend will be Alucard because he can mimic Alucard's voice in this version. I'm super excited.
banana_powah
Alucard: You were talking all dat good sht a second ago! Luke: But I - You - What the fukkk?
magnawaves
As a Texan, I am deeply offended that they didn't scream "yeeeehaw" after shooting.
Persona Boi
Whoever made these captions Bless your soul
dread Dreemurr
Wow I'm Irish and I have to say yes to the leprechauns exploding lucky charms
Divya Kachhap
Seras*choking* Alucard(totally not interested)- Yes,Yes give me a minute. this had me in fits.
Wraith
So what can I do for you Father O'Mally'O'Connel'O'Carrol'O'Reilly'O'Brian'O'Sullivan oh who is also Italian.
Raiden the cyborg
HEY KIDS WANT TO SEE A DEAD BODY?! You are a platnium teir comedian
Ndriqim Halili
"So what do you want anyway? The nearest elementary school is at least 10 km away." Lost it here.
Tyrant-Den
Anderson must have thrown the bayonets into Seras, then hoped back around the corner to make a dramatic entrance.
zayjax
We were on trip to new England Wher r u from Texas
TamTheMeerkat GD
Man I love that High School of the Dead reference.
drakesterX
“My name is Luke Valentine” “And I’m Carmen SanDiego Guess where I am!” Why didn’t I watch this show sooner
rhys bailey
Y'know what's funny, the tfs Valentine brothers aren't different from the originals
Luuk van den Doel
"You have an assignment in Ireland" *Italy*
Ion0X
Alucard.....You Dun Goofed. Greatest Vampire of ALL time. xD
batrick
This is my 5th time re watching this series and it just gets better everytime. Great job four star
Morgan Szufnarowski
That was a 70 inch... plasma screen TV *Inhales heavily* SO how can I help you?
Mason Swatton
Luke :I am a Demi god Alucard: 🤣 release restraint level one Luke: 😱
GroudonFanatic
I didn’t know Mr. Perfect Cell was a vampire!
Alu card
Dude the subtitles are legendary
littledragonchild
"And you shot him 36 times." "37." - Llamas with hats "And I stabbed him 37 times in the chest."
piemastera
Hay kids! Wana see a dead body! That lines get's me everytime. :)
Laura Cupps
Connor from Detroit: Become Human: He was shot.... *Thirty Seven Times* .
Dan Pierce
Jokes on you I’m activating my Alu-Card
Brimsaw
"JESUS WANTS A HUUUUG!" Gets me every time xD
Zona Bandit
I can't help but picture cell when i hear Alucard's voice
Indecisive Count Dooku
I just got the joke. "Think of Mother" *_Ooh._*
Abstract Persons
3:18 my favorite quote of all time 😂 Definitely my Highschool senior quote (JK)
hits crits
26:57 me when i show up to class and the teacher is lecturing
High Everyday
"The nearest elementary school is at least 10 kilometers away!"
Gerlenzs Fontainegf
I really wish jan and alucard met in this series. I could totally see them getting along.
Claire Jessop
Walter reminds me of sebastion
Chance Stinger
"Dozens of noise complaints." *Nobody by Skindred blasting righteously in the background* "SORRY I CAN'T HEAR YOU~!" I love the fact that they have great taste in music choices to choose from in this whole serious.
killer sans 100
"Be a sport and grab daddy another drink will ya" Also the shut up and take our money is from future ramma
Kindred Hunter
*T I M E T O M A R A T H O N T H E E N T I R E S E R I E S*
BTS Queen
Lmao I remember making references to this when I was younger! I'm getting so many memories ahaha!! 😂👏🏻
Tactical Cat
After listening to it a few times over, I've finally identified the soundtrack at 12:12, during the phone conversation. It's Casta Diva, from Bellini's opera Norma. I believe the soprano is Callas (could be Caballe, but unlikely). For anyone with interest. -signed: an anime fan who happens to be an opera fan
Shiny Rooster
"And i said im not your mother last night....and they took exception to that" This series will always be the best.
StormySky48
Alucard: Hey guys how's your health plan? Swat: Starts yelling and shooting Alucard: APPARENTLY, ITS GREAT!
Yoga Kurniawan
That was 70" plasma screen TV. Tck [deep sigh]..
Itali McKickass
brutal legend is one of the best games ever, DECAPITATIOOOOOOOOOOOOON!!!
One Autumn Leaf
BITCHEST LOVE CANNON!! Dayumn
Discord Chibi101
"I'd say 99.9% done. Sup b××××?" - Alucard Me talking to my friends about homework
Apocfetau
I don't know... I think I prefer this version over the dub.
Carl Johnson
He then proceeded to tilt every panting he passed on the way here Alucard: menacing laughter
gridsleep
The pinnacle of abridgedness. Nonpareil. It's all downhill from here.
Roberto Velasquez
I love that you used the music from the original series.
Theodore Eyre Davis
37:42 the screams of the demoman The scout The Medic And the Sniper
Angry Yogbuscus
Level *W H A T* ?
jenna cheling
Discovered this today, I'm dying from laughing
JCTheAllStar
"Hey, guys! How’s your health plan?" *Soldiers start firing* "APPARENTLY IT’S GREAT!!!"
Ronnie James Dio
"I could try seducing him." "WAIT, I'M NOT AN 8 YEAR OLD BOY!" Jesus, I fucking love TFS, they make some of the best quotes ever
Daniel Orsborn
HEY DANDY DICK! You missed! *Zoidberg noises*
Emanuel Gonzalez
Lmao Alucard was watching Adventure time 😂
Shane Redwine
One of the absolute best dubbed series ever !!!!!
Silverslicer
I just noticed, when Integra was at the twitter part, her image profile was her in a maid uniform.
David Morris
"That was a 70 inch. plasma screen tv. **sucks teeth** So how can I help you?
Dank doodoo Dudes Cookin Show
did you hear walter say hes an ex vampire hunter?oops spoilers
wolfmatic
Who needs food when you have SIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIP!