10 Dangerous Homemade Automatic Firewood Processing Machine, Wood Cutting Machine Splitting Firewood


10 Dangerous Homemade Automatic Firewood Processing Machine, Wood Cutting Machine Splitting Firewood



daniel
who ever invented that 2nd machine needs to be prosecuted for stupidity
Rudy Kammermeier
The best part about #2 is that he puts on ear protection. Safety first!
Phenix e
It was good to see the guy with the giant wheel of death log splitter was wearing his safety crocs.
Ed Yagger
Darwin's award goes to ........ contestant #2. !  last name Bright, 1st name Notso………..
etdj909
Mr. Crocs - number 2 - for true safety he needs to put them in 'action mode', where the strap goes around the back of the heel. He's foolishly left them in 'garden mode'.
Patrick Wagz
Yea, so I'm about 99.4% sure that the 2nd guy has been killed by now from that machine-o-death. God Rest His Soul. :-(
Игорь Белокуров
Эпизод 2 маховик смерти! Работать только самоубийцам.
Ole Stuhr
"10 Dangerous Homemade Automatic Firewood .... " where are the 6 remaining machines ??
11green11
#2 is a Widowmaker 😯 that dude coulda bought a nice mill for all the metal and welding put into that scary ass rig 🙄
batscher61
Boor und der 2 te ist ja auch Bekloppt und lebensmüden ,, Was denken die sich dabei ??
palisium
Nr 2 brilliant, should sell iT to China factories
Pikeandslippers
#2: Rope next to big spinning wheel. No. Silly man.
Major Payne
👍Thx for posting👍-The second machine👀 (1:51) is 💀DEATH💀
KaTM
5:52 Am i dreaming or the hole where the spike comes out is a cylinder of a 2Stroke engine ? 😂💪
Philipp Augello
The guy with 2nd machine is totally crazy! 🤯
Anthony C.
#2 is good example of Darwinism in action. Although it’s a little deceiving because video is playing on 2 or 3x speed.
Tavo Martínez
That dude in the 2nd machine must have a horrible wife!
justadbeer
OMG - Just waiting for a catastrophic failure with that #2 machine. The potential for injury is in a class of it's own. And when i saw that log kick back into his shin, I knew this man will soon be receiving a Darwin Award
James Cox
I have to agree with those that have stated it before... The title says 10, but there are only 4 different machines.
Tom Tee
Re; the second spliter. It's like watching a train wreck. You know it's going to end badly but you just can't stop watching.
Raimu Mulli
lol second guy wear earprotection but also has crocs on !!!
B a r t S l i g g e r s
*Sigh* Everybody in Ravenholm knows that flywheels with axes attached should be mounted *horizontally*.
Dave Duffy
Second video in...you are going to loose a hand for sure...it’s only a matter of time
Tony Estrada
guy operating the second machine is wearing the steel toe crocs ;)
Keith Lincicum
The second machine was designed and built by a fool with a death-wish. One odd knot in a bolt and he'll get 10 pounds of firewood square in the face. The only good that machine can bring is practicing with a cutting torch turning it into scrap.
David G
JFC- #2 is right out of a Stephen King novel. You know that is his perfected design- can you imagine what he built before it?
me Me
2nd machine is a widow maker; dude is dumb enough though I doubt he is still married ...
mudfly3
10 ??!?!??! cant watch this channel again...hope the people behind it gets shoved into the machine #2
LASSES
#2: gives the word "dangerous" a whole new meaning. If I hadn't seen it I wouldn't have believed it. #5-10: learn to count!
Ox
The first splitter is perhaps the best one I've ever seen. Fantastic idea! Slower, easy going, controlled, relaxed, powerful. A work of art.
zpetar
Crossing street is dangerous. Machine #2 is idiocy. I want #1 machine.
Tracy Thorn
The first one is a winner, effective and pretty safe. the Fairbanks Z engine driven wedge was good too. The second one was nuts.
rogerofrhodri
I think No2's parents were brother and sister. he caught a few bumps to the shin maybe one to the head would sort him out.
James Rea
As far as I can see #2 is the only dangerous one.. The title is a bit of a bait and switch.
John Ernest
#1 is brilliant and #2 is a hospital bill in the making.
trackydog
What could possibly go wrong with that second machine, the giant marauding flywheel.
Craig Holliday
Wow. #2 is insanely dangerous. Glad he wore his steel-toed Crocs. The loose rope on the pulley next to the open flywheel is going to kill somebody one day.
bumpo628
#2 "I'll just hang this loose rope over here next to the spinning wheel of death." Anytime you have to flinch and dodge flying logs to use a machine, it's probably a bad machine. At least he's wearing ear protection, tho. What a crazy mofo.
Hunt or Die
The first machine was genius, the second machine made up for that. There machine,... I think my wife has one, oh nevermind.
Tim Barker
Number 2 has already given up on life wearing those crocs.
Poly Hexamethyl
0:10 That's actually quite a nice design, and not all that dangerous either, as long as you keep you hands away from the "business end" (and the V belts :-)
A Simple Odyssey
Ahhh #2 takes me back to a time when chopping off a hand or losing your life at work really meant something. 🤕😭 At least he's wearing hearing protection. 😂😂😂 Safety first.
grassblade2
Shiiit motherf... That's like going for a swim and flippin a Great White the finger......'Aint gonna go well foolish!
Glen M
Don't think that second guy has to worry about hearing protection, he's probably already been killed by that death trap!
Axeman
Never seen anything so stupid as the second wheel of death, what a tool.
Martin Wooder
Yes safety first! Protect those ears. Oh and feet with safety crocks
Fred Neecha
Oh man! #2 was designed by Dr. Kevorkian......Go ahead and put your head on that block and get it over with already.
Cemal Hussein
2nd machine is an axe welded onto a revolving locomotive wheel...what could go wrong. Dangerous ?
Sabbathman
The #1 is pretty cool actually, it's simple and effective and goes with a reasonable speed, I could see myself using that for hours...but the #2 is absolute lunacy!
Farbror Fittslem
They all look pretty decent except N:o 2. Dangerous and ineffective.
Gordon Young
I was waiting for that 3rd one to start spitting out axes
BlackNova2142
holy.....if that see the chamber of trades in europe they would call the police lol
Paul Bains
Somebody wanted me to build one of those , I said no . thats what you call a " Liability Risk " .
Gossip Heart
The second guy is still stuck in 1678 while we’re in 2019. I think he’s suicidal 😂
SomeoneCommenting
That second one 2:12 looks like a very elaborated attempt to win a Darwin Award. That dude looked for as many hazards as possible in a single machine.
devotidchannel
There is ABSOLUTELY no way that #2 is still alive. Hahahaha His face is so smug when roping up the log and it's literally the worst idea I have ever seen in all of my days. He could have just used an axe. I do admire his bravery and belief in his design.
Eddie Gibson
#2, oh hell no. While i do like the ingenuity of #4 (where the hell is 5-10?) I think #1 is my favorite.
J. Ryan
#2 is definitely not the sharpest flashlight in the crayon box.
Nick Hammer
#2 Gee glad you have your hearing protection on, What a boob. How about the Crocs on his feet Lol
Ryan Donovan
Literally could not design a more dangerous wood splitting design than #2. And it's even difficult to use and way overly complicated. My hydraulic splitter I could have had that 3 or 4 logs completely split in the time he had that one. What a complete idiot.
michaelxwhite
Yes, the first machine is brilliant.
Stan W
#1 nice slow and controlled, only down side is that it does need a foot brake, aka you step off and the clutch throws out and the splitter stops #2......please stop breeding #3 hit and miss old school splitter. #4 saw someone that had the blade mounted to a tractor PTO with a similar cage and had a ramp that let the material just auto feed in.
RSLewis
1st one is awesome, the 2nd guy is an idiot...
Jon Sant
no. 2 does not need slowing down it needs dismantling before it takes over the world. 🤤
4330moss
#2 safety first. Hearing protection and steel toe crocks.
no10standard
1st machine needs a safety lockout clutch switch, foot operated. Second device needs a cease and desist.
TheLoneCabbage
The second one is absolute madness. The other 3 were probably safer than using an axe.
Mark S
Any Machine you have to jump back from when it does its thing needs turning off, and scrapping.
actorzone
The operator of number 2 needs to have funeral insurance, if the blade comes off he will be wearing it in his head, one day its gonna get ya, the rest are not that bad.
Adam Sims
2nd machine operator is pretty fast considering he is carrying 50 lbs of balls around with him
Jacob N
#2 is an accident waiting to happen for sure. I am surprised the guy still has all his limbs.
Game Wilderers
😱😱😱Ещё живой?Не запускай больше этот маховик ,побереги себя!
Floris Kuipers
Why name this video 10 dangerous machines when it shows four?
David Richards
Seen some dangerous machines and applications in my time but never one as dangerous as the 2nd machine, the guy must be suicidal.
Michael Allen
Machine #7 is 100% safe!
Ato Zer
No 2 is a complete buffoon.....any update ....how many fingers or toes has he lost by now? Wearing crocs 😔
Nick Hammer
I would be proud to own this machine, even happier if I built it. Great job ! Machine # 1 👍
Lysden Park Larder
That second splitter is a Darwin Award waiting to happen
VISHAL MALHOTRA
No. 2 guy is not happy with his life 😂😂
David Gunther
Bahaha, I actually laughed out loud when I realized what was going on in #2! #1 was pretty good though.
Valeo Po
У кольщика#2 меньше шансов встретить старость в максимальной комплектации
belthize
Any machine that makes you time the motion, slam the wood into it and then jump back is one that probably ought to be taken out back and shot. Bonus points for *still* getting whacked in the shins despite the ninja like dodging attempt. God, I just watched it again. Think about the levels of excitement involved if a loose bit of rope gets caught on the maul head as it spins around *while* the other end is still wrapped around a log. Fun times.
Thunderbyrd
#2 is likely to show up on a "Faces of Death" video. (Croc edition)
Andrew Graham
#2 Russian roulette.
jfabritz
Henry Ford was wondering where his missing Model T engine was located. I think I found it with machine #3!
Wood-n-Yard Junkie
2 is wearing crocks with earmuffs....hahaha!!!!
Andersi
The third machine seem to be a vintage sybian.
mr koolio
#2 is the winner. The wheel of misfortune looks safe, is easy to use, and is fun for the whole family. In the next video, he lets his teenagers try it. When he goes inside for a beer, the kids try that to copy that movie where everybody blindfolds themselves....and then the fun begins. But dont worry! Everyone is wearing crocs like dad, so they should be safe and sound. Who says meth and Budweiser dont mix? Nonsense. That contraption will be in Walmart in no time.
Jeff 1023
3:30 I don't recall glasses being eye protection
Joso D Almeida
Caramba as duas últimas um perigo do cascet
rogerwalsberg
#2....OMG! He has surely been killed by now. My dad had a similar one, but ran much slower.
Wayne Grauel
I always split wood in my bedroom slippers too!
cmbass88
That death wheel looks like something the coyote would rig up to catch to roadrunner
Sim One
For some reason the 1st one is what you would get if attacked by a Velociraptor. Ouch!
Rod MacKinnon
Not even extreme luck would help you with that second splitting machine . . .
Vlk Robin Hood
3:00 Kto toto vynasiel a zostrojil musel byt nadrogovany. Tomu sa polie EXCENTRIK!!!
Mike Rodriguez
#3 served as inspiration for George Clooney's chair invention in Burn After Reading.
Sean Workman
I think #2 said "I know I am not an engineer but I am going to make a log splitter if it kills me"
Mark Delaguaro
Ole Abe the log splitter Lincoln would be proud!
Albrecht
The predictably timed revolving log terminator for the Balls of Space...sold as The Arnold Swartzenpecker, which includes a free dark safety helmet for its timed travel.